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Testo Pop - Mitch Hedberg

Testo della canzone Pop (Mitch Hedberg), tratta dall'album Mitch All Together

I had a Mr.Pip

Mr.Pip is the replica of Dr.Pepper

But it's the bullshit replica

Cause dude didn't even get his degree

Why did you have to drop out and start making pop so soon

The commercial for diet Dr.pepper

Says it tastes just like regular Dr.Pepper

Well then they fucked up

I went to a doctor

All he did was suck blood from my neck

Don't go see Dr.Acula

I want to hang - I want to hang a map of the world in my house

And then i'm gonna but pins in all the locations

That I've traveled to

But first i'm gonna travel to the top two corners of the map

So it won't fall down

You know, people think i'm into sports just because I'm a man

I'm not into sports I mean I like Gatorade

But that's about as far as it goes

And by the way you don't have to be sweaty

And holding a basketball to enjoy a Gatorade

You can just be, a thirsty dude

Gatorade forgets about this demographic

I'm thirsty for absolutely no reason

Other than the fact that liquid has not touched my lips

For some time

Can I have a Gatorade too?

Or does that lightning bolt mean no

Yeah I'm not into sports

If I had Athlete's Foot

My first reaction would be

"That's not my fucking foot"

I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box

I want to have my face on the cover of a Rice Crispies box

Snap, Crackle, Mitch and Pop

"Hey, how the fuck did he do that?"

Well in Hollywood it's all who you know

And I know Crackle

I saw on HBO, they were advertising this boxing match

They said "it's a fight to the finish"

That's a good place to end

Every McDonald's commercials end the same way, right?

McDonald's commercials end like this

Prices and participation may vary

Now I want to open a McDonald's

And not participate in anything

I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner

I say "cheeseburgers?

Nope

We got spaghetti and blankets

But we are not affiliated with that clown

He attracts too many children"

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