Testo Addicted to Coffee - Unknown Comic
Testo della canzone Addicted to Coffee (Unknown Comic), tratta dall'album What's so Funny About Boozers and Users?
Like I said, what's so funny about...?
Pot! Everything's funny about pot, especially this
Audience. You guys are a bunch of potheads! Look at this
Guy. This guy's stoned right here, aren't you, buddy?
No
Well, come on, hey, hey. Hey, buddy, what's your name?
Bob
Bob. You spell that with one "o" or two?
Hahaha. Hey, hey, Bob, what do you do?
Nothing
Nothing. Well, how do you know when you're finished?
Hahaha. Alright, what'd you used to do?
Used to be a truck driver
No shit? How's your Peterbilt? Hahaha
You are loaded, aren't you, Bob?
No
Come on, you're stoned. Come on, look at his eyelids
His eyelids are over his kneecaps. Hey, Bob, you
Know what has four legs, is furry, and has a tail?
I don't know
A dog, Bob. Hahaha. That guy is wasted. Actually, you can tell if
Somebody's stoned, you really can, Bob. I'll tell you what, if you
Can say this sentence, what is the right way of saying this sentence
"The yolk of an egg is white" or "The yolk of an egg are white"?
The yolk of an egg is white
No, Bob, the yolk is yellow. Hahaha. Look at this other
Guy here, he looks fucked up, too. What's your name, buddy?
Dick
Dick? Well, we ain't gonna get him mad. Nothing worse than an angry
Dick. Hahaha. Oh, Dick, he's smiling. You like me, don't you, Dick?
Yeah
I thought so, your nipples are hard as a rock. Hey, I'll give
You a dime for two nipples. Alright, you think you're so smart?
Alright, how many of each animal did Moses bring on the Ark?
Two
No, it was Noah who had the Ark, not Moses. Hahaha. Alright
Dick, why can't you masturbate with these here two fingers?
I don't know
Because they're mine, you asshole! Hahaha
He's stoned!
He's stoned. Look at Bob. Bob is sitting there with his four
Buddies over there. Hey, Bob, I got one for you. If you went
Camping on a trip with four guys, and you woke up the next
Morning with Vaseline all over your butt, would you tell anyone?
No
No, hahaha. Good answer, good answer. Hey, Bob, hey, Bob. You wanna go
Camping? Hahaha. He is wasted, isn't he? Actually, you can tell if
Somebody's stoned. If you can say, "One smart fellow, he felt smart
" You're not stoned. Now, say that: "One smart fellow, he felt smart."
One smart fellow, he smelled fart
Hahaha. If he was so smart, he wouldn't be smelling fart, now
Would he, Bob? Hey, farting is funny, isn't it? Hey, you ever
Accidentally let out a silent fart when you're with somebody?
And then try to sniff it all in so they can't smell it? Hahaha
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