Testo You Can't Dance - LL Cool J
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Hey boy, I seen ya
Think you're rockin' it on the floor
You look like a moron
Who let you in the door?
To put the question bluntly
Maybe your feet's deformed
They should slap you in the teeth
When you put your dancin' shoes on
You can't dance
Why don't you just nail your feet to the floor?
Homeboy, what's the use?
Anytime you wanna step inside a party
First think of an excuse
You dance like a fat old lady
Not sayin' that fat old ladies ain't nice
But if you think you try to get one move right
The old lady does it twice
You can't dance
You big old dancin' disco disaster
The worst I ever saw
They should dropkick you in the neck
And drag you off the floor
In every discotheque
I see you there in the middle of the crowd
Lookin' like you got eight or nine left feet
Draggin' all around
You can't dance
Take my advice
Don't move, you'll never get the knack
If I looked like you
I'd sneak out the party and wouldn't be comin' back
On the floor, you're a dinosaur
Yeah boy, that's how you move
You look like Ralph Kramden
Or a Donald Duck cartoon
You can't dance
You wanna come to my party?
I wouldn't give you a chance
You tried to take breakdance lessons
Ended up in an ambulance
Wouldn't it be funny
If they put you on solid gold?
You dance like you got arthritis already
What'll happen when you get old?
You can't dance
Yeah, why are you so stiff?
Is it somethin' that your mother did?
Maybe you grew up 'round can't dance people
When you were a can't dance kid
You lived in a can't dance house
Went out with a can't dance car
Your doofy can't dance father
Got drunk in a can't dance bar
You take a can't dance bath
Put on your can't dance cologne
Go out to a can't dance party
So you wouldn't have to can't dance all alone
You can't dance
You can't dance
You can't dance
You can't dance
You can't dance
Homeboy, will you please get off the floor?
You moron
You can't dance
I'm telling you, no, I'm just playin'
You can't dance
You can't dance
You can't dance
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Writer(s): James Todd Smith, Rick Rubin
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