Testo Weenie Ride - Steel Panther
Testo della canzone Weenie Ride (Steel Panther), tratta dall'album Balls Out
I wanna tell you 'bout something fun
So, I wrote you this song
If you've ever been to Disneyland
You know the lines can be real long
But I got a ride that the bitches love
And you won't have to wait at all
All you gotta do is ditch your boyfriend
And give sexy Michael Starr a call
I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
It's scary like a rollercoaster
It will stretch you out so wide
Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
It's better than a Ferris wheel or a water slide
It's a weenie ride
I wanna sing about a thing that's funnier than a swing
And better than the monkey bars
You can take it on the couch or your water bed
Or in the back of your daddy's car
And it's open all day, nighttime too
Seven fucking days a week
It only shuts down intermittently
So, I can take a leak
So, put that snatch on a weenie ride
Ride her face down or on your side
You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
When some leverage is applied
Open your legs for a weenie ride
You won't be the first to see it and cry
Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide
It's a weenie ride
Oh, yeah
Scream for me
Scream out in ecstasy
Honey, won't you try the weenie ride?
You're never gonna be the same
Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven, if you can't take a little pain?
Step right up for a weenie ride
It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
Oops, I think I got a little DNA
All over your backside
Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride
You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
Even with a big old muff, you won't get denied
For the weenie ride
Oh
Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie ride
(It's a weenie ride)
Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie ride
(Come, spread your thighs)
Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie ride
(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie ride
(It's a weenie ride)
Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie ride
(It's a weenie ride, yeah)
Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie
Weenie ride (baby, baby, baby)
It's a weenie ride
Credits
Writer(s): Ralph Saenz, Darren Leader, Travis Haley, Russell Parrish
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