Testo Tire in the Face - Dane Cook
Testo della canzone Tire in the Face (Dane Cook), tratta dall'album Harmful If Swallowed
Did you see that clip they were showing like the other day on uh
Like ESPN or whatever? They were showing like the, like the best
Crazy accidents or something. It was like the best or the worst car
You know like. They showed this one clip man, if you saw this it
Was nuts. The two cars go around the corner and they like catch each
Other, they start to roll. The tire flies into the stands, hits a
Woman in the face. And when you first saw it you were like "Oh!
The tire just hit that woman in the, in the face! Oh good they show
It again, look look look look. Look at this right here, slow it down
Yeah that's when it hits her in the face." And the funny thing is
Everybody around the lady like dove out of there. Everyone got out
Of there but she just like sits there like. You see everyone dives
And at the last minute as the tire is rocketing at her face, this
Is her defense, she goes "Ooh!" Like she's just gonna get in a slap
Fight with a Goodyear. Like she's just gonna go and deflect it
Imagine if she just palmed it. "There can only be one Highlander!
Tires cannot defeat me!" What a horrible way to go. What happened to
Mary? A tire hit her in the face. How do you say that without
Laughing? A tire. I can't even do it now. How did Mary die? A tire
Hit her in the face. What was she doing putting her face near tires?
No no no no, this tire hunted Mary down. This tire
Murdered Mary. This tire wasn't fucking around as we
Like to say. This tire was out for vengeance. I don't
Wanna die with a tire hitting me in the goddamn face
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Writer(s): Dane Cook
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