Testo The "Q" Man Loves Nobody - Quagmire feat. Patti LuPone
Testo della canzone The "Q" Man Loves Nobody (Quagmire feat. Patti LuPone), tratta dall'album Family Guy: Live In Vegas (Soundtrack from the TV Show)
Quagmire: Baby you were crazy if ya thought
I loved ya 'cause the 'Q' man loves nobody but himself.
Patti Lupone: I never knew how twisted a fella could be.
Q: Hey I guess it's good I never told ya I'm into pee!
PL: Don't you ever listen to your inner conscience?
Q: Oh, I'm sorry babe, I wasn't listenin'. What?
PL: You really are a total scum.
If only you could see the man that you've become!
Q: Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
'Cause the 'Q' man loves nobody!
PL: You really love nobody?
Q: And boy I mean nobody!
PL: And boy you mean nobody!
Q: But my own sweet flippin' self!
All right, whatever your problem is, just get it off your breast. Chest.
PL: I thought you gave me your heart.
Q: I gave you VD, isn't that enough?
PL: You said that we'd never part.
Q: Oh I was just kiddin'!
PL: You gave me your lover's vow!
Q: Ha! If you really thought I meant it you ought to get your head examined right now!
PL: You'd tell me you'd never stray!
Q: Well, that's 'cause we hadn't had sex yet!
PL: And then you just walked away.
Q: Ain't I a stinker!
PL: Your attitude really stank!
Q: Look! You don't need to be a genius to see that I was givin' you the yank yank!
PL: What else did you BS me about?
Q: Well, since you asked...
Remember when I said that I was goin' down the block
to grab a couple boozers with a pal?
PL: Yeah. You had a friend from college that you had to meet.
Q: Nah. I was at the women's shoe store lookin' at feet! (What?)
'Member when I said I had a dental checkup.
Well let me say I give quite a root can*l. Oh right!
PL: You promised me that you'd be true!
Q: Hey! To me you're just vagina number 602
Baby you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya
'Cause the 'Q' man loves nobody!
PL: You really love nobody?
Q: And boy I mean nobody!
PL: And boy you mean nobody!
Q: But my own
Both: sweet flippin' self!
PL: What do you have to say for yourself, you slime?
Q: Can I just sqeeze your left tit, a little bit?
PL: You're the most insensitive man I've ever met
Q: Oh, that's not true. I've got feelings same as the next guy.
Why, last week, my grandma died, I was really upset.
PL: Oh, I'm sorry.
Q: How about a hand job?
'Cause the 'Q' man loves nobody!
PL: You really love nobody?
Q: And boy I mean nobody!
PL: And boy you mean nobody!
Q: But my own
Both: sweet flippin' self!
Q: C'mon, honey, I'll make it up to you.
I'll buy you some lingerie. Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity!
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Writer(s): Walter Murphy, Seth Mac Farlane
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