Testo The Man In The Santa Suit - Neil Halstead
Testo della canzone The Man In The Santa Suit (Neil Halstead), tratta dall'album This Warm December: Brushfire Holiday's Vol. 1
At the KOC, local 313
There's a fat man standing by the soda machine
And he knows, he knows, he knows
Life can be funny
He calls the hair salon
Says put Loretta on
'Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone
And I know, I know, God knows
We need the money
And he's a big red Jerry
But it's hard to be merry
And the kids are all laughing saying
Hey, it's Jerry Garcia, ain't he cute
The man in the Santa suit
And all the mums in town
They bring their brats around
But they can't keep still or keep their root beer down
And now it's up, hey, how about that
It looks like a milkshake
And Jimmy's grown this year
Says, "Mummy, quick, come here
Santa's sweaty here and he smells like beer"
And he says, "Hey kid, shut your mouth
You give me a headache"
And he's jolly and hairy
But it's hard to be merry
And the guys at the bar say he looks like a fairy
And he's doing it, just for the loot
The man in the Santa suit
At the KOC, local 313
There's a fat man standing by the soda machine
And he knows, he knows, he knows
Life can be funny
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Writer(s): Adam L. Schlesinger, Chris Collingwood
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