Testo Pregnancy - Live - Robin Williams
Testo della canzone Pregnancy - Live (Robin Williams), tratta dall'album A Night At The Met
So nature has ways of making love in very, very, very wonderful ways
Because the whole reason why you're doing this whole horizontal mumbo
The whole dance of love, is you can get one tiny sperm in there, bang!
A little standing ovulation, you know what I'm stating?
Bing! One gets in
It's incredible too 'cause you're lucky you get any good sperm at all
'Cause when you're making love your testicles are like a damn punching bag
Like, "pishy-pishy-pishy-pishy-pish"
It's amazing they don't come out like
Your sperm don't come out of there like Leon Sphinx
Going, "I could've fought better, Howard"
"I was there, my tail went numb
I didn't swim as good as I could"
No baby, one gets through, way more
It's like a chromosome square dance
"24 chromosomes comin' down
Time for a chromosome spinning round
Dominant gene means Harry's brown
Bow to your father
Bow to your mother"
And you've just created a tiny creature
That'll eventually quit college on you too, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
You're off and running the wonders of life
And women know the moment they get pregnant
'Cause there's like a ping and they start to glow
And you expect to see three Wise Men show up at your door and go
"You saw a star, dude?"
They've got this incredible feeling about them
And the natural process takes a slow, slow transition
And three months later, the wonderful thing happens
The titty fairy arrives
And in one night she goes from zero to Aida, yah!
Thank you, Jesus, thank you
Let me lay hands upon the wonderment
And she'll be going, "No, they're for the baby"
And then something else happens
Six months later, something amazing happens
The hormone fairy arrives
And her moods start to change
Bullshit, it makes her period look like nothing
She's gone berserk
She'll be going, "I can't, I can't, I'm sorry"
She makes Sybil look well-adjusted
She'll be waiting for you in the doorway like, "Where the fuck were you?"
And the only thing that'll save your ass is
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun
Häagen-Dazs
The Wonder Dog
Häagen-Dazs
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Writer(s): Robin Williams
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