Testo Party Instructions - Methods Of Mayhem
Testo della canzone Party Instructions (Methods Of Mayhem), tratta dall'album Cyberpunk
Show me what you got
Hello kiddies, do you want to party with me?
Excellent, let's play
Follow my party instructions
Step number one, let's get high
Do you have a funny cigarette? Good
Then do not forget to share your funny
Cigarette with the person next to you
Puff, puff, pass
Puff, puff, pass
Oh yes
You're on your way to becoming a real party animal
Have you heard of bong hits?
In order to do a bong hit, you must have a bong
Ants in my pants, party like a rockstar
Put on my stunner shades, you can't see me from afar
Take another shot, and another shot, and another shot
Show me what you got
Step number two
You must swallow large quantities of alcohol
Where is the goddamn Jägermeister, bitches?
It must be chilled to perfection
Difficult in the parking lot, I know
But it must be done this way
The preferred method is to tilt your head back with mouth open wide
While a friend pours 1.5 ounces of the
Chilled herbal elixir down your throat
This is known as a jigger
Not Jay-Z
Can you taste the deer?
Ants in my pants, party like a rockstar
Put on my stunner shades, you can't see me from afar
Take another shot, and another shot, and another shot
Show me what you got
Step number three, beer
Beer can be consumed several ways
Can, bottle, frosty, mug
Can, bottle, frosty, mug
If the room starts to spin, you are doing this correctly
Congratulations
Now that you're drunk and stoned
The girl next to you is looking better and better
And better, and better, and better, and better
And better, and better, and better, and better
And better, and better, and better, and better
And better, and better, and better, better, better, better
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Writer(s): Tommy Lee
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