Testo Nuttin' for Christmas - BYU Vocal Point
Testo della canzone Nuttin' for Christmas (BYU Vocal Point), tratta dall'album He Is Born
I got a letter back from Santa
A reply to my honest request
On a scale from naughty to nice, he said
"You didn't quite pass the test"
So I sent a letter up to Mrs. Claus
And bathed it with my tears
But even though I tried, she took Santa's side
So I'll tell you what I'm getting this year
This year
Oh, I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
Oh, I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
I went outside and shaved the cat
Somebody snitched on me
My mom told me I can't do that
"It's just not right, you see"
So I did just like she said
Shaved our basset hound instead
Now I'm grounded 'til I'm dead
Or get into MIT
Yeah, I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
No scrumdiddlyumptious eggnog for me, aw shucks
No, I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I went and burned down the tree
I put a tack on teacher's chair in biology
Thought my grade just wasn't fair, I deserved a B
I'd had enough of all his rants
Filled his desk with fire ants
So my parents sent me to a boarding school in France
'Cause somebody snitched on me
Ooh, when you are in Paris
Then you start to talk funny, oui
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are
Our vengeance will be swift this Christmas
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
I'm bad, you know it
Ah, because I'm bad, I'm b-bad
No, we're not, we're not gonna do that?
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
So bad
I went out with my best friend's girl
He was gone, you see
It was the best date in the world
But somebody snitched on me
Told him she don't kiss so good
He should dump her if he could
Then he clocked me where I stood
Now he can't see straight-ly
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
Not a thing, I
Mommy and Daddy are mad
How do they know Santa?
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I shot a pigeon with my BB gun
Which landed on some guy's windshield
And he swerved and knocked over a telephone pole
Which busted open a fire hydrant
And caused millions in water damage
To the surrounding houses in the area
And I may or may not have spent the night in jail
And that's bad
I'm getting nuttin' 'cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
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Writer(s): Sid Tepper, Roy C. Bennett
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