Testo Lube For The Sleigh - Matt Rogers
Testo della canzone Lube For The Sleigh (Matt Rogers), tratta dall'album Have You Heard of Christmas?
Every year, the story is always the same
There's too many presents to fit in the big bag on the sleigh
And every year, Santa knows just what to say
When all of the elves claim the bag's way too tight
And maybe we shouldn't do this tonight
Santa gets crafty, 'cause Santa knows
He goes to his tool shed, he goes to get
The lube for the sleigh
Nobody asks why Santa has so much lube
Lube for the sleigh
The lube for the sleigh (Sleigh)
Break out the gun oil and fire away
Cover the presents in lube
Lubе for the sleigh
(Sleigh)
This yеar (This year), the kids have been extra good (So good)
There's so many presents, so there's gonna be so much lube
(There's gonna be so much lube)
Elves break their backs making presents all year
But this Christmas, they don't have to fear (Ah)
Because there's lube for the sleigh
It sort of makes sense, but it's weird to think about
Because Santa's old, right?
He needs lube for his sleigh (Sleigh)
The lube for the sleigh
Santa saves Christmas then dicks down his wife
Lube on the presents tonight
Lube for the sleigh
And in the midnight hour, on one of Santa's breaks
Donner and Blitzen, they find themselves all alone
And in that moment of pure attraction
That's when those reindeers recognize
"Oh my God, we really are animals"
Thank God we have lube
Lube, oh-oh, oh-oh
There's lube, oh-oh, oh-oh
The lube (Sleigh, sleigh, sleigh, sleigh, sleigh)
(Lube for the sleigh, sleigh, sleigh)
Lube, oh-oh, oh-oh
There's lube, oh-oh, oh-oh
(Lube for the sleigh, sleigh, sleigh, sleigh)
The lube
Nobody asks why Santa has so much lube
Lube for the sleigh
Credits
Writer(s): Matt Rogers, Henry Koperski
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