Testo Love Me - Dwarves
Testo della canzone Love Me (Dwarves), tratta dall'album God Save The Queers
This is radio station B-L-A-G
Beat me, bite me, whip me, fuck me like the dirty pig that I am
Cum all over my tits and then tell 'em that you love me
Get the fuck out
Lick my puckering sphincter
Run warm rice pudding through my colon
Gently nuzzle my nardsack with a ball peen hammer
Stretch my scrotum like the Indian rubber
Man and leave tongue marks on my pancreas
Joe Queer, this one goes out to you
For all the great things you've done
Shooting up heroin in the Statue of Liberty
Slicing off your mother's head and pissing down the neck hole
Raping a five-year-old and then claiming that she liked your records
All of these things add up to the Joe Queer that we all know and love
The Joe Queer that's wanted in twelve
States for stealing methadone from Rexall's
You know, in my life I've met a lot of
Sick, twisted, and demented characters
People that beat me, that bit me, that whipped
And fucked me, that came all over my tits
But eventually they all told me that they
Loved me before they got the fuck out
You know, this would probably be a good time to mention that the
Entire state of New Hampshire had a
Cork surgically implanted in its ass
And it was up to Joe Queer to remove
That cork when he returned from fishing
You see, Joe's a dirty guy, but he's a working guy
Him and the Dropkick Murphys share a
Lunchbox and go to work nine to five
They come home, sodomize three-year-olds
Hand out neo-Nazi literature at preschools
And then they get back to that New
England rock that's so hot and heavy
Now I don't know how many of you know about this, but, uh
Joe actually sodomized Ben Weasel when Ben OD'd on cough syrup
They were at his house, he was looking under the
Couch for M&M's, and Joe just couldn't resist
I mean, it's the kind of thing he does
But as Joe once told me, "One day a week doesn't make you gay"
And I think that that's a good thing to remember
As we plug our way through this compilation
Whatever random musicians are playing behind Joe
It's important that we all get behind the project
And by the project I mean a twelve-year-old Laotian boy
So it's very important to me at this time that
You join me, my fellow dwarves, The Queers
And all of the brilliant acts that have gone into
The making of this very carefully crafted record
I want you to go to your window, I want you
To raise it, and I want you to scream out
"I'm as mad as Joe Queer, and I'm not going to
Play the same song over and over and over again"
Godspeed
This is a public service announcement on behalf of The
Queers, Flag the Ripper, and your motherfucking mammy
I'll see you in Haiti
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Writer(s): Ben Ryan
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