Testo Keepin' It Real - Steve Harvey
Testo della canzone Keepin' It Real (Steve Harvey), tratta dall'album Don't Trip... He Ain't Through With Me Yet!
I talk to Mike too, I talk to him real
Say I'm a for show brother, Hollywood ain't changing me
I'm just this way all the time
I'm a for show brother now
I talk to Mike real
I tell Mike all the time man, can't have no more kids out the house
I'm sorry, you can love them all you want, but they can't stay
Everybody got to go
You know what they coming out there for anyway?
I ain't but a year older than Mike, I'm 48, Mike 47
I ain't got no 8-year-old buddies
I ain't got no little eight, 9-year-olds coming over ringing the doorbell talking about
Ding-dong, it's Steve there?
I told Mike, I said Mike you gotta quit letting them little kids come out your house
Mike said, I just love them!
Okay, love them over there though! Love them just when, don't man please
Get mad at me if you want to but I told Mike, quit letting them little white kids come out to the house
Well Steve why you say white kids? Ain't no black kids been in the news! What you want me to say?
Some of these ain't jokes, I'm just reporting the facts
I tell you right now, once you tell on me, it's all over with
You can change the name of it from Neverland to Never Again Land
I'd hang a sign on the gate: No more white kids
I don't care how you feel about it, no more white kids. Yes, I said it
You ain't sending no more sick kids to my house
That's the Make-A-Wish Foundation, sending all them sick kids to the house
I told Michael, y'all to let me write the Make-A-Wish Foundation a letter
I wish you would send another one of them sick kids to my house
Everybody out!
He got a room at his house set up for them sick kids
He got oxygen tents all over the place for them in case they got sick
He got hospital beds, extra medicine and blood
Hey, once you tell on Steve, this room is closed!
I start unplugging, shut up, get out!
Start wrecking, shut up all that wheezing!
Yee, whoo, shut up, let's go, everybody!
Come on, pack your medicine, let's go
Everybody out, sick of this
You ain't telling on me no more
I ain't going to court no more
Talked to Mike all the time, told Mike, I said
Mike stop telling people that you like sleeping with them kids
You got to quit saying this kind of stuff, it don't sound good
Can't be talking about you sleep, but why?
Because it don't sound right!
Let me give you an example
I wanna sleep with your sister, Janet
See how that sound? Stop saying that!
I didn't really mean that, I just used it as an example
But it sound good when I said it though!
I ain't gonna lie to you, sorry about that
He ain't through with me yet, don't trip! He ain't through!
'Cause I got a little 8-year-old boy
And sometimes I sleep with my son
And it just ain't good
He mine
My boy look just like me
Ain't no doubt that that boy is mine
Little man look just like me
But I don't like sleeping with him
And he ain't posed to
Sometimes he get scared at night and come get in the bed with me
You know, he sleep naked
I don't know why, well I know why he sleep naked
'Cause his daddy sleep naked
Probably ain't nothing you supposed to say at Megafest but since we just keeping it real
I really don't like to have drawers on when I'm sleeping 'cause I don't like nothing pulling on me
I'm afraid something will get towed and so I just try to, you know, pray for me
Oh, God, pray for me, I'm too far out there now
Alright, please don't trip, he ain't through with me yet
Said I wasn't gonna say that part of the joke but I done, done it before so, hmm
Ain't nobody left yet, I guess I'm cool
And I sleep with my own son and it's crazy
You know how kids sleep
Kids sleep crazy
They all over the bed
You ain't careful with your own child, you'll find yourself in an uncompromising position
I'm laying in the bed with my boy and he came and got in, we sleep
He got a little wild and I was just laying there, you know
And I kept feeling something, you know, round my mouth
And I looked up, oh my eyes, my boy butt was right against my little
I was cussing so I can't say what I said but you know what
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Writer(s): Anthony Shawn Criss, Andre Edwards, Maurice Thompson, Larry Sanders, Jasiri Williams, Kenneth A Blue
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