Testo Jobe Bells - Afroman
Testo della canzone Jobe Bells (Afroman), tratta dall'album A Colt 45 Christmas
Dashing through these hoes
Cadillacs and sixty-fours
On three wheels we go
Clocking lots of dough
Cell phone ring tone ring
My song because I got high
Smoking weed while I watch
The police flying by
Oh, jingle bell, east Palmdale
Joe B. is back and not wack
You found your daughter and you found Lee Trotter
And you mad cause I am black
I fucked her good just like I should
I think I blew her balloon
I didn't use a condom and now we having problems
She having my baby in June
I know this holiday hooker
I think her name is Jane
And if you ain't got no money
She's got a layaway plan
I got a blowjob from her friend
I think her name is Lynn
My dick plugged up her mouth
She couldn't get no oxygen
Oh, jingle bell, county jail
Joe B.'s from the hood
Skinny women suck my dick real good
But they butt cheeks feel like wood
Ouch, I be swimming in big fat women
When I'm in the sack
Why have a skinny little bicycle bitch
When I can ride a Cadillac?
I met this beautiful woman
She said she was Hawaiian
She said she didn't like black guys
However, she was lying
She seen my gold Daytonas
All my coupes and cuts
She licked my hairy balls
Like chocolate coconuts
Oh, jingle bells, shotgun shells
Sheriff got a gun
He pulled the trigger, shot that nigga
Looked at that motherfucker run
Oh, hit him in the head
Kicked him in the ass
Put a kneecap in his chest
Went to the court and told the judge
This man was resisting arrest
Bucka! Yeah
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Writer(s): Joseph Foreman
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