Testo JAP Battle - Reprise - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate
Testo della canzone JAP Battle - Reprise (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate), tratta dall'album Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Season 4 (Original Television Soundtrack)
All of our lives you were toxic, obnoxious
Now though you've brought me from nauseous to naches
I'm proud of you, Bunch, you're a grown up
You got this! Kol hakavod, you're a goddess!
Me? But you're so responsible
Career's on sizzle, husband, ditto
Three great kiddos, you've got confidence, class
Plus a skinny-ass waist and a toned-ass ass
Well, you've got a free spirit, which I see and commend
So like 2 Chainz without the N-Z at the end
I wish you double chai for following the tug
Of the heart behind your 36 triple D jugs
Wow, what a boost for my confidence!
Yeah, I mean, I gotta give it up
I'm pretty good at giving compliments
Nice bubble, bubbeleh, I really hate to pop it
But nobody's got a plot any hotter than I drop it
This is...
A JAP praise fight!
Half affirmation...
Half cage fight!
Killing you with kindness...
Yeah, ya dang right!
It's a head-to-head!
Yasher koach, mazel tov-ah!
You know what? Let's squash it. You're awesome!
Seconded, same!
Rebecca-wise, my game recognize game
Thanks, I appreciate that!
Yeah, I mean, there's a reason I'm called
Esteem Queen Levine
Can it with the accolades slash shade catapulting
You are the one who is great at adulting
All your hard work ultimately resulting in triumph
Damn, that's some sneaky insulting
Skip the emotional judo
I am the B. Knowles-Carter of kudos
I'm the Lebron James of acclaim!
Then you might as well call me the Michelle of the kvell!
Go to hell!
This is...
A JAP cheer scrimmage!
Like a rap battle...
But the mirror image!
Both of us'll feel great...
When we're finished...
Giving a dope slap of dap to this JAP
Which does stand for "Jewish-American Princess"
A term that, on one hand, does reinforce negative
Negative stereotypes about both Jews and women
But on the other hand, is a term that we wanna reclaim and own
Also, should acknowledge that me saying "dap to this JAP" is
Appropriative and a little problematic, if we're being honest
This is touchy stuff, and it's pretty complicated
But I noticed the dynamic, and I thought that I should name it
Just like I hated you, but now I kinda like you
This song's another thing I can see two sides to
Terrific self-awareness!
Knock it off, Audra! You never stop, do you?
Can't and don't wanna!
You're a wonderful lady, but an insufferable baby
Should we make out?
What? No! Maybe
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Writer(s): Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom, Zachary Sherwin
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