Testo Intro - Tom Scharpling feat. John Wurster
Testo della canzone Intro (Tom Scharpling feat. John Wurster), tratta dall'album Live at Third Man Records
Twenty years ago, two titans formed an historic allegiance
That forever altered the very definition and face of comedy
Madness
Rule
They started ska, that automatically gives them rulership
Characters that burst from their creative loins have brought
Joy to tens of billions, and shall for centuries hence be
Spoken of with the same submissive reverence as Moses
Sir Lancelot, Huckleberry Finn, and Cedric the Entertainer
You know they used to call me the Roxborough Riffler right?
My name is Mike Zajac
Once you've had fudge fruits, you'll never go back to dumb fruits
Their greatness and subsequent legend fulfilled the promise of
Both Guglielmo Marconi and Alexander Graham Bell, setting and
Destroying the bar for both telephonic and radionic communication
Guys with one earring suck, guys with two
Earrings suck, guys with no earrings suck
I am like Don Rickles, I only attack big people
I'm big
I just, uh, listened to your show for the first time
Don, come on, get off my phone
Heretofore, they were disembodied voices, painting comedic
Masterpieces upon the landscape of our collective imaginations
I'm in a belt whipping league
Okay, and who's in the belt whipping league?
Me and Mr. Sherbert
That's not the dog!
I'm a dog, why?
But tonight, they shall stand before you, gods of laughter made flesh
Just then Lady Wainsworth grabbed Marcus' massive
Arm, stopping him in his tracks, "I am desirous
Of a ride" she sighed, "but not from Buttercup"
Centuries from now, millions will falsely claim they
Were in attendance tonight, with mouths open to
Receive the holy sacraments of their comedy communion
You have not lived until you've gone
Down a waterslide with John Mellencamp
I just James James, his toupee must be spinnin' around on his head
Strap yourselves in, and put on your helmets
You thought I was a woman?
Yes I did!
You're insane!
The moment you have waited literally
Lifetimes to witness is about to take place
Congratulations on the dumbest name I've ever heard, Zef
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Tom Scharpling and John Worster
Credits
Writer(s): Mike Dean, Leslie A. Weinstein, Felix Pappalardi, Dwayne Carter, Dominick Lamb, Kanye Omari West, Norman Landsberg, John Elis Ventura, Sharif Emil Slater, Karim Kharbouch
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