Testo I'll Sue Ya - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Testo della canzone I'll Sue Ya ("Weird Al" Yankovic), tratta dall'album Straight Outta Lynwood
I sued Taco Bell 'cause I ate half a million chalupas, and I got fat
I sued Panasonic they never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat
I sued Earthlink 'cause I called 'em up, and they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks 'cause I spilled a frappucino in my lap, and brr, it was cold
I sued Toys 'R' Us 'cause I swallowed a Nerf Ball and nearly choked to death
I sued Petco 'cause I ate a bag of kitty litter and now I've got bad breath
I sued Coca Cola, yo 'cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck
I sued Delta Airlines 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey I went there, and it sucked
Yeah
If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!
Ugh
I sued Duracell they never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose
I sued Home Depot 'cause they sold me a hammer, which they knew I might drop on my toes
I sued Dell Computers 'cause I took a bath with my laptop - now it doesn't work
I sued Fruit Of The Loom 'cause when I wear their tighty-whities on my head, I look like a jerk
I sued Verizon 'cause I get all depressed any time my cell phone is roaming
I sued Colorado 'cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming
I sued Neiman Marcus 'cause they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season
I sued Ben Affleck aw, do I even need a reason?
Ugh
If I sprain my ankle while I'm robbing your place
If I hurt my knuckles when I punch you in the face
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right, I'm gonna sue you
Ugh
Ugh
Ugh
I'll sue you, I'll take all your money
I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue you, I'll take all your money
I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue you, I'll take all your money
I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue you, I'll take all your money
I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue you, ha ha ha ha ha
I'll sue ya, what you all think of that?
I'll sue you, ha ha ha ha ha
Booya! I'll sue ya!
Ughh
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