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Testo God's Own Child - Bendelacreme feat. Jinkx Monsoon

Testo della canzone God's Own Child (Bendelacreme feat. Jinkx Monsoon), tratta dall'album The Jinkx & Dela Holiday Special

I really can't stay

(But, Mary it's cold outside)

I got to go away

(But Mary it's cold outside)

This evening has been

(And God's having his first kin)

So very nice

(He thinks your womb will be just right)

My mother will start to worry

(Beautiful, what's your hurry)

You know that I'm only, like, twelve

(God's still pretty young himself)

But really I'd better scurry

(Plus life expectancy is like 30)

But he's the all-powerful lord

(Put some records on while I pour)

The shepard's might think

(But baby, you'll birth a king)

Say, what's in this drink?

(Well that's the whole messiah thing)

I wish I knew how

(Your eyes are like starlight now)

To break the spell

(Do what you want, see you in hell)

I wanna be a nice young lady

(Mind if I plant this baby?)

At least I'm gonna say that I tried

(We'll harm your hymen from the outside)

I really can't stay

(Oh, Mary, don't hold out)

Oh, but it's God's own child

So then

Even though Mary was going heavy with someone else

God coerced her into having his child

As if it was some kind of honor

To have to push a baby out of her lady basement

Before even getting to take it for a spin

God and his fraternity of angel bros

Just sat around watching

While Mary wandered the desert

Like God just hit it and quit it

When she was basically ready to pop,

She and her main piece Joseph came upon an inn

And even the innkeeper was a complete douche

Oh I'll be playing the innkeeper now

I've got no more room

(But Esther, it's cold outside)

Say, what's with your groom?

(That Joseph, he's cold outside)

Gee, I wish I could help

(I'll give you five stars on Yelp)

But I'm uninsured

(I think my water just broke, Miss Girl)

I guess you could take the Manger

(I'm seriously in Danger)

The donkeys will be pissed if you did

(Jesus Christ, I'm having a kid)

Just lay down some towels

(This baby is coming)

Oh but it's cold outside

(Ew)

Credits
Writer(s): Frank Loesser, Benjamin Putnam, Jerick Hoffer
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