Testo Choices - Lewis Black
Testo della canzone Choices (Lewis Black), tratta dall'album The Prophet
So then, uh, that's the only choice, you know, George Bush made alone
He made two choices alone, actually. He chose, uh, he chose, uh
Dan Quayle. And then given another choice to choose someone alone
He had to pick a Secretary of Defense. He picked John Tower. Not a
Bad choice, 'cause you need a good scumbag to be the Secretary of
Defense. Just a fact. But John Tower had a couple of problems. One
He was an alcoholic. What I found truly amazing is the Senate, who
Hung out with him for twenty-five years, didn't know he was an
Alcoholic. Didn't know? Look, I've been doing this for twenty years
Of my life. I've lived in bars for twenty years of my life. And I'll
Tell you this, John Tower didn't get a face like that sitting around
In a tanning parlor. If the man isn't an alcoholic, he was sired by
A pumpkin. Why, they didn't notice. Then they said he was a womanizer
, And the people at the Denny's on the third shift must have started
Dancing in the streets. But the most amazing thing that the Senate
Totally overlooked is a thing that's very simple to follow, and it's
A big thing over the next twenty years, and it's called conflict of
Interest. And it's something that Republicans and Democrats can't
Figure out. It's quite simple. Alright? John Tower is the Secretary
He's the—he works for the Senate Armed Subcommittee, right? He works
With nothing but defense contractors for the entire time he's in
Congress. He quits his job in Congress, and then he goes to work for
These people, defense contractors, who pay him over the course of a
Year one million dollars, not chump change. It's billion—a million
Bucks. Now he's gonna go back and work as the Secretary of Defense
Talking to the people who over the course of the last year paid him
A million bucks. And he said there was no conflict of interest. Am I
Losing my grip? I will tell you right now, if anyone in this room
Offers me a million bucks tonight, I will lick your balls
I will be down on all fours before the ink on the check is
Dry. If you want, get a group of people together, I'll lick
Parts anywhere. I'll come over at any time of the night or
Day. For a million bucks? You can put a choke chain collar on
Me, take me for walks. I will wear a dress at parties for you
And there will never be a conflict of interest. John Tower
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