Testo Bitties in the BK Lounge - De La Soul
Testo della canzone Bitties in the BK Lounge (De La Soul), tratta dall'album De La Soul is Dead
Yo, man, let me make some Cap'n Crunch, a'ight
Yo man, we have any milk?
Yeah, what time is it?
I don't know, what day is it? (You don't know?)
Well, I'll tell you (you don't know?)
Well, it was a Wednesday
Me and Boss Hog was kinda hungry
Like two eggs, and a sloppy slice of lettuce (what else?)
And a glass of milk and some cookies
Spotted in the midst was the BK logo
What, we said, "Well, what do you know
This chick thought I was trying to play fly
'Cause I had a pair of blue jeans on"
"Young girl, won't you take my order?"
She said, "Yeah, but right now I'm sorta busy
So don't you see I'm trying to put this band-aid on my finger?"
Lingerin', I could tell
She's a B-K mademoiselle
Wrinkled uniform and bottom bell
And some Jelly stuff on her sleeve
Look to this 'cause I had no name tag on my collar
Could be pissed 'cause she's clocking $2.45 an hour
And then Boss Hog hollered
"Girl, you better make this quick!"
She said, "I ain't your girl and I ain't your chick!"
I had an idea of lickity split
Took my hat off and that was it
Dreadlocks falling all over me and then I said
"Yeah, now we'll see!"
And oh with quick velocity, honey was mesmerized
"Ain't you that guy?"
"Ain't you that girl!"
"De La Soul, right?"
"No, Tracy Chapman!"
"Why don't you come over to the counter
And write me out an autograph?"
Ha-ha-ha, I had to laugh
She was quick with the Bic just to get that autograph
But me and Hogg just laughed, and laughed
"What's the name of that song you sing?"
"Living in a Fast Car," I said
Forget about the order I made
I'll go get a slice of pizza instead
Bitties in the BK lounge
All they do is beg and they scrounge
Bitties in the BK lounge
The bitties in the BK lounge
Bitties in the BK lounge
All they do is beg and they scrounge
Bitties in the BK lounge
The bitties in the BK lounge
Superbass
What's taking you so long, Shoshawna?
Yo, I don't know Rosita 'cause I been waiting out here too long
And for a cheeseburger?
He's too busy looking at these girls
And he's supposed to be the manager
Manager?
Hello, excuse me?
Yo, would you take my order?
Wussup, yo, excuse me? (Excuse me?)
Excuse me, would you take my order?
I have to go
Shashawna's got a real job, dag, don't you know?
Oh yeah, it's you, now I recognize
The real-real bitty with the fake-fake eyes (fake?)
Yo, can I interest you in some burgers and fries?
Yes, you can, but you can keep your lies
'Cause you know you can't diss me
But you're pissing me off (what are you talking about?)
I know where you live, and I know that you're soft (yeah, right)
You're as booty as they come (booty?)
And you dress like a geek
My shoes cost more than you make in two weeks
Look, you don't have to play fly in here (I'm not tryna play fly)
Yo, I can tell you're fly by the weave that you wear (weave?)
But you must be aware that a fly can be swatted by a BK tray
By the way, yo, here's yours
I know you're just sweating me
(Sweating you? You're buggin') to kill the noise
With your polyester pants, and they're also high waters (yeah, right)
Look at what you do all day but take orders
You bowtie wearing (yeah?), Clocking and staring (yeah?)
I know you're just upset 'cause you can't get the rap
I think you better chill before my man give you a slap
Yeah, I know your man, the biggest punk in school (uh)
Selling devil rock to the fiends and the fools (makin' money)
With one hand, that punk I could snap, the kid is so skinny
But, yeah, we're be livin' fat
Speaking of fat, would you like a diet soda?
'Cause less fat on you would spare us all the odor
Or better yet pour it down your pants and let the acid kill
The smell that should have been left to Massengill (mistake me for your mother?)
Let me make you a deal, take the soda free and jet
I got too much family to heed your threats
Are you a family man? (Word booty)
Well, I shouldn't be surprised
Since your sister's flipping burgers and your Mother's frying fries (don't even try that sh-)
Oh, damn, look! (What?)
Here comes one more
It's your Father, he just finished mopping the floor (yeah, right)
Now give them a hand, it's the BK clan
So you can't talk garbage about who I am
Well (well, what?) Aren't we living foul (yes, we are)
Speaking of foul, how 'bout some chicken for the cow? (Ya motha)
Oops, I meant you, sorry for the mix-up
But your stomachs always big from the sexual slip ups (that's ya sister)
I could buy you and sell you for pennies, young man (you better)
I think there's something you should understand
I try to be nice and help the poor make money
And since I know you need it, I'll go elsewhere, dummy (ya, ok)
Now BK workers is too damn rude (see ya)
I think I'll go get me some Chinese food
(I can't be your lover!)
Eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha
Eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha
Eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha
Eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha, eh ha-ha-hah
Maseo, what goes on? Maseo, what goes on?
I don't know
Maseo, what goes on? Maseo, what goes on?
I don't know
Maseo, what goes on? Maseo, what goes on?
I don't know
Maseo, what goes on?
I don't know, but check me on out
Bitties, y'all be flippin' (ah-ah, ya buggin')
Bitties, y'all be flippin' (ah-ah, ya buggin')
Ask for a burger, catch an attitude
The taste is worse, come off extremely rude
But when I snap back, you're tamperin' with my food!
Uh-uh, ya buggin'
Bitties y'all be flippin' (uh-uh, ya buggin')
Bitties y'all be flippin'
Honey, your hair really looks a bore
A fool of a hat, not mine's for sure
Forget the burgers, I'll go open up a donut store
Eh ha-ha-ha-hah
Yo, this is baby Chris, I'm chillin' on the beat down hour
Rumor has it that De La is opening up a donut shop
You heard it first on WRMS, peace!
Credits
Writer(s): Paul E. Huston, Kenton Nix, David Jolicoeur, Kelvin Mercer, Rudolph Isley, Ronald Isley, Vincent L. Mason, O`kelly Isley
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