Testo Big Ole Butt - LL Cool J
Testo della canzone Big Ole Butt (LL Cool J), tratta dall'album Walking With a Panther
I was at the mall, sipping on a milkshake
Playing the wall, taking a break
Admiring the girls with the bamboo earrings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
That's when I seen her, her name was Tina
Grace and poise, kinda like a ballerina
I said, "How you doing? My name's Big L
Don't ask me how I'm living, 'cause, yo, I'm living swell"
But then again, I'm living kind of foul
'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl
To make a long story short, I got the digits
Called her on my car phone and paid her a visit
I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her
Laughin' 'cause my girl didn't know that I was screwin' her
Laying like a king on sheets of satin
That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'
She had a big ole booty, I was doing my duty
I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie
But Tina was exotic, Earl's my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind, it was this big-butt freak
I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin
Tina got a big ole butt, I know I told you I'd be true
But Tina got a big ole butt, so I'm leaving you
Tina got a big ole butt, I know I told you I'd be true
But Tina got a big ole butt, so I'm leaving you (oh, clearly)
I went to the high school about three o'clock
To try to catch a cutie riding my jock
My homeboy's Jeep, the system blasting
Cold 40 Dogs, smiling and laughing
Girls all over, the kind I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
That's when I seen her, her name was Brenda
She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember
I said to my man, "Stop the Jeep"
She's only 17, but, yo, don't sleep
I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired
Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug"
She gave me a kiss, I gave her a hug
I said to the girl, "Them young boys ain't nothing
You wanna get freaky? Let me kiss your belly button"
I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
Went to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while I was eating
You know what I said?
"Too bad you caught me cheating, but-"
Brenda got a big ole butt, I know I told you I'd be true
But Brenda got a big ole butt, so I'm leaving you
Brenda got a big ole butt, I know I told you I'd be true
But Brenda got a big ole butt, so I'm leaving you (oh, clearly)
I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time when the waitresses are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parking lot, parked my car
Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are"
I paid it no attention, I walked inside
'Cause Brian had a nine, and he was chilling in the ride
I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'
And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'
I sat down to eat, ordered my food
I said to the waitress, "I don't mean to be rude
But I'll take you on a platter"
She said, "You got a girl?" I said, "It don't matter
You look like you're tastier than piping hot pizza
What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa"
I said, "Okay, you're smart and all that
But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back"
She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear
L, where we going?" I said, "Right here"
She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see"
I pulled up at ten on the D-O-T
When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and placed my order
And gave her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on 'til the break of dawn
All over the restaurant, word is bond
I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch
I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol
Who did I see? Oh, yo
It was Brenda
Yo, she worked at Red Lobster, but I didn't remember
Lisa got a big ole butt, I know I told you I'd be true
But Lisa got a big ole butt, so I'm leaving you (see ya)
Lisa got a big ole butt, I know I told you I'd be true
But Lisa got a big ole butt, so I'm leaving you (see ya) (oh, clearly)
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Writer(s): James Todd Smith, Dwayne Emil Simon
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