Testo Best in Show - Viagra Boys
Testo della canzone Best in Show (Viagra Boys), tratta dall'album Street Worms
Six dogs compete for the Best of Show title
In the 49th annual Texas Dango Brango Club Show
Of the finalists, five are owned by aliens
The dogs are chosen as winners and the show's six different divisions
We've got hounds, we've got workin' dogs, we got terrier dogs
We got toy dogs, we got toy-terriers, we got sportin' dogs
We got bananas, we got mangos, we got kiwi fruits
The show is held at the fair's agricultural building down in the agricultural district
Of the agricultural city you know as, whatever it's called
The winner is a 6-year-old english setter
Not the setter you know as Foul Colonel
But the setter was shown by his owner, William T.W. Hopes-Richman
The Dangleberry of Virginia
The setter gets a kiss of congratulations from his owner and wags his tail
He wags his tail, why? He wags his tail because he is happy
He wags his tail because he knows he's a winner
He is not a product of what is expected of a dog, but he is above that
He has risen, he has ascended above the clouds
He is lookin' down upon planet earth
And urinating in the mouths of those who thought a canine would never walk upon the moon
Those who doubted the theory that a cocker spaniel
Could break through the barrier of time and space and time and space and time
He is best in show, best in show, best in show
Credits
Writer(s): Benjamin Valle, Martin Ehrencrona, Tor Sjoeden, Henrik Hoeckert, Sebastian Murphy, Daniel Fagerstroem, Oskar Carls
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