Testo Avenger - Atom and His Package

Testo della canzone Avenger (Atom and His Package), tratta dall'album Hair: Debatable

So this song is called "Avenger"
Ever think to yourself about an option
A different way to be?
Let's round up the no-good dudes and
Put 'em on an island in the middle of the sea
Ever think to yourself about an option
A different way to be?
Let's round up the no-good dudes and
Put 'em on an island in the middle of the sea
I thought of a plan
Uh, two years ago
It seemed to solve any problem
Any single problem, at least I think I oughta know
It involves a heavy piece of machinery
That has the responsibility of lifting an entire country
Uh, number one
I pick up that guy from the Dead Guy Show
He beat me up right over there for no reason at all
Number two
Comes the entire Canadian Border Patrol
They stole four hundred dollars from me
Sometimes
It's hard to believe that they're brethren of you and me
I have an excellent idea
Build an island where we dump the rest of the world
Or maybe just you and me
Here's how it works
I use the crane to pick up Israel
And softly place it in Wyoming where it thrives real well
Single-handedly I solve the Middle East
And on the way I got a Nobel Prize for peace
Uh, number one
I pick up that fuckface from the Dead Guy Show
Number two
I scoop up, up, up, up the entire Canadian Border Patrol
Yeah
Sometimes
It's hard to believe that they're brethren of you and me
I have an excellent idea
Build an island where we dump the rest of the world
Or maybe just you and me
Okay, I don't care whether you're fucking
Or whether you are playing golf
'Cause this song's not about fucking or you playing golf
This song is about me with the big crane
Which has a big huge basket
To pick up all the people and things and dump them in the ocean
When they piss me off
Ever think to yourself about an option
A different way to be?
Let's round up the no-good dudes and
Put 'em on an island in the middle of the sea
Ever think to yourself about an option
A different way to be?
Let's round up the no-good dudes and
Put 'em on an island in the middle of the sea
Thank you
This is a song about a fellow named Rob Halford
Um, for those of you who don't know Rob Halford
He is the old singer of British heavy metal band Judas Priest
I imagine you're familiar that they exist
Yes, they continue to exist, good
So, um, that's true
So Rob Halford, the singer, he's gay
And this is a song that salutes him for
Being openly gay in the world of metal
Because as you're probably aware
The world of metal quite often is a really
Homophobic and stupid subculture, so



Credits
Writer(s): Olavi Petteri Mikkonen, Johan Hans Hegg
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