Testo All the Reasons - Rodney Carrington
Testo della canzone All the Reasons (Rodney Carrington), tratta dall'album Nut Sack
Don't like poodles and potpourri
Pastel colors ain't good on me
I need a woman I can squeeze
These are things that I believe
I like John Wayne and overalls
I hate chick flicks and shoppin' malls
I thank God I've got balls
A pickup truck, a Texas drawl
I don't like flowers and fancy wine
Or talkin' on that phone all the time
I don't like nothin' near my behind
It's an exit, it suits me fine, oh
These are all those reasons I ain't queer
(These are all the reasons he ain't queer)
I think two holes are better than one
If you ask me, that's more fun
In and out and then I'm done
Two guys kissin' would make me run
I don't like sex on a foo-foo bed
Don't wanna dance with a guy named Fred
I did it once, my face turned red
You saw the tape, enough's been said
All my buddies, we like to drink
Watchin' fights at the hockey rink
You won't catch me wearin' pink
I like the fact that my dick don't stink, oh
These are all those reasons I ain't queer
Don't be pokin' nothin' near my rear, yeah
These are all the reasons
The crazy cuckoo reasons
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Writer(s): Marian Segal
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