Testo 99 Problems BC - Body Count

Testo della canzone 99 Problems BC (Body Count), tratta dall'album Manslaughter

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I got a hoe from the east, I got a hoe from the west
Got a hoe that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a bitch from the north, got a bitch from the south
Got a bitch that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with a ass big as a TV set
And there's a bitch over there, hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not
She might not like me though
No sweat to a vet
I rock her sister though
Word
I'll rock the whole damn herd
Fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the kerb
I got a bitch with a mink who rocks a fat gold Linc
Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me
99 problems and a bitch ain't one
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new
A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue
I got a bitch that's fat, a bitch that's built
A bitch so old her titties give out powdered milk
I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't
A bitch that can sing, a bitch who cain't
I got a bitch that loves fucking on a airplane
I even got a bitch off Soul Train
I got a bitch who rolls ragtop Benz
Long ends
I got a bitch who's broke as a bum
But she's the most fun
I got a bitch that plays piano, a bitch who don't
A bitch that dances naked, a bitch that won't
A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall
A bitch who burns my phone out with priority calls
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me
99 problems and a bitch ain't one
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
I got a bitch that loves the G
She'll fuck you right after she fucks me
I got a bitch that loves boats
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow
A bitch that's a virgin, and a bitch that's a hoe
A bitch that lies, a bitch that's true
A bitch who's a man, because your bitch is too
I got a bitch that's cool, a bitch that's hot
A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at
She gets up on to me and purrs like a cat
I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks
A bitch that yells, a bitch that talks
A bitch that's dirty, a bitch that's neat
A super fine bitch that I knocked at the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me
99 problems and a bitch ain't one
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one



Credits
Writer(s): Leslie A. Weinstein, Norman Landsberg, John Elis Ventura, Alphonso Henderson, Tracy Lauren Marrow, William H. Squier, Felix A. Pappalardi
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