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Testo Miss Baltimore Crabs - Kristin Chenoweth, Joshua Alexander, Will Bell, Helene Britany, Riley Costello, Kelli Ann Erdmann, Sam Faulkner, Marissa Heart, Joanna Jones, Jacque Lewarne, Tommy Martinez, Tiana Okoye, Amos Oliver III, Re'Sean Pates, Katherine Roarty, Rhon Saunders, Ricky Schroeder, Heather Tepe, Mason Trueblood, Karl Skyler Urban & Paul Vogt

Testo della canzone Miss Baltimore Crabs (Kristin Chenoweth, Joshua Alexander, Will Bell, Helene Britany, Riley Costello, Kelli Ann Erdmann, Sam Faulkner, Marissa Heart, Joanna Jones, Jacque Lewarne, Tommy Martinez, Tiana Okoye, Amos Oliver III, Re'Sean Pates, Katherine Roarty, Rhon Saunders, Ricky Schroeder, Heather Tepe, Mason Trueblood, Karl Skyler Urban & Paul Vogt), tratta dall'album Hairspray LIVE! Original Soundtrack of the NBC Television Event

I brought my own .45s
So if you wanna put them on, I'll show you my stuff
Haven't you shown us enough?
Oh, my God, how times have changed
This girl's either blind or completely deranged
Oh, the time seemed to halt
When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs
It's always been my dream to dance on this show
Aww, maybe you ought to go back to sleep
Childhood dreams for me were cracked
When that damn Shirley Temple stole my friggin' act!
But the crown's in the vault
From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
Those poor runner-ups may still hold some grudges
They padded their cups, but I screwed the judges
Those broads thought they'd win
If a plate they would spin in their dance
Ha-ha! Not a chance
'Cause I hit the stage, batons ablaze
While belting high Cs and preparing cheese soufflés
But that triple somersault
Was how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!
Oh, almost dinner time! Shouldn't you be waddling along?
Amber! Haven't I taught you not to judge a book by its cover?
No
Oh! This is America, where everyone deserves a separate, but equal chance to fail
I'll handle this
Are you scared we're on live?
No, I'm sure I can cope
Well, this show isn't broadcast in (CinemaScope!)
I never drank one chocolate malt
No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs
How many sweaters do you own?
Well, I'm sure I've got plenty
Let me see, I have three, five
Wait, I have twenty!
I would say, "Oy, gevalt!"
But I can't, I'm Miss Baltimore Crabs!
You're too wide from the back
Honey, look at her front
Wait, are we on Candid Camera?
Okay, where's Allen Funt?
Do you dance like you dress?
Girls, there's no need to be cruel
Would you swim in an integrated pool?
I sure would! I'm all for integration
It's the new frontier!
Not in Baltimore, it isn't
Can I audition for Corny now?
Hmm, I'm his producer, and may I be frank?
First impressions can be tough and when I saw you, I knew it
If your size weren't enough, your last answer just blew it!
And so, my dear, so loud and stout
You'll never be in
So we're kicking you out!
With your form and your face, well, it isn't your fault
You're just down with a case of Miss Baltimore Crabs!
You may go
Uh, thank you?
I could tell, they really liked you
Hello ma'am, I want to audition
And I wanna be 18 again
How about you bow and exalt?
For I was Miss Baltimore Crabs!
(Crabs, crabs!)
Crabs!



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Writer(s): Marc Shaiman, Scott Michael Wittman
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Testi di Kristin Chenoweth, Joshua Alexander, Will Bell, Helene Britany, Riley Costello, Kelli Ann Erdmann, Sam Faulkner, Marissa Heart, Joanna Jones, Jacque Lewarne, Tommy Martinez, Tiana Okoye, Amos Oliver III, Re'Sean Pates, Katherine Roarty, Rhon Saunders, Ricky Schroeder, Heather Tepe, Mason Trueblood, Karl Skyler Urban & Paul Vogt

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