Testo Kellie Pickler's Boobs - Cledus T. Judd feat. Jamey Johnson & Terry Eldredge
Testo della canzone Kellie Pickler's Boobs (Cledus T. Judd feat. Jamey Johnson & Terry Eldredge), tratta dall'album Polyrically Uncorrect
You see them mountains over there?
One of these days, I'm gonna climb them there mountains
Last night I had a titillating dream
A mammory I'd love to share with you (Mm-mm)
It felt so real to me
Oh, how wonderful life would be
If I had Kellie Pickler's boobs
I'd never get another speedin' ticket
Just a warning and a wink from the man in blue
He'd say, "Slow down, would you please?"
Once he got a look at deez
If I had Kellie Pickler's boobs
I'd sell myself a couple million records
Even if I couldn't sing in tune
You'd see a lot of me on H-Double D TV
If I had Kellie Pickler's boobs
I'd get all the country stars to sign 'em
I'd show 'em off like Dolly used to do
I'd go tit-for-tat, more hits than Rascal Flatts
If I had Kellie Pickler's boobs
I'd be BFFs with Taylor Swift and Carrie
And we'd all hang out in their dressing room
Thanks to silicone, I could finally hold my own
If I had Kellie Pickler's boobs
I wouldn't be ashamed to pose in Playboy
In nothin' but my red high-heel shoes
With plastic surgery, an American Idol I could be
If I had Kellie Pickler's boobs
If he had Kellie Pickler's boobs
So I could rack up some CMAs
Get it? Love you, Kellie, mean it!
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Writer(s): Chris Clark, Cletus T. Judd, Billy Whyte
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