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I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
Testo I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks - Bloodhound Gang
Testo della canzone I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Bloodhound Gang), tratta dall'album One Fierce Beer Coaster
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant
I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads
In the locker room kicked my ass
I said, "Guys I'm like you, I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?"
I just wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine
How great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually
That way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queer bee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
'Cause super model means voluptuous
But is also is synonymous with super dumb
You see I'd be a good listener
So she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No, it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim
It's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat
Is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline
No, I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to
Change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip
He's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
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