Testo House Party Cypher - Chris Webby
Testo della canzone House Party Cypher (Chris Webby), tratta dall'album Chemically Imbalanced
I'm 'bout to open an abortion clinic right next to your local church
And go to Narcotics Anonymous, hustling coke and percs
I'm just trying to piss you off, I really hope it works
Go berserk, I got a dirty mouth, I'll never hold a curse
Jerking off until my motherfucking shoulder hurts
Even if she vegan, she gon' swallow when my boner squirts
Help an older lady cross the road, "Hey, can I hold your purse?"
Then kick her in front of a moving bus, "Oh no, she's hurt!"
Shit, I'm pretty sure she's dead, but you can check yourself
While I run her wallet and spend all the money at Taco Bell
Anyone this deranged should surely be locked in jail
I'm on the grind, but off the rails like an Eric Koston fail
I hit it rapid fire, tried to pull out of a vaginal cavity
But busted while I was half inside her
Then I woke up in the morning and had a reminder
That she's getting Plan B for breakfast, with an apple cider
Someone pass the lighter, I need some weed to breathe in
He's a demon, dirty mind, sneaky heathen
I don't need a reason, I'm creeping up like sex offenders
With binoculars on the beach in bikini season
You won't see me leaving, I'm running through that
Stomp you to death, then throw my Nikes back on the shoe rack
Huh, I'mma do that, why bother trying to bleach the blood stains out?
Somebody told me orange is the new black
So, I scrub my white tee 'til it turns the color copper
Then use some Tide detergent and throw it up in the washer
I swear that I'm not crazy though, shit, you could ask my doctor
Sike, I'm off my rocker like an active grandfather, motherfucker
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