Testo High School Party - Bo Burnham
Testo della canzone High School Party (Bo Burnham), tratta dall'album Bo fo Sho
High school party, senior year
Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer
I like soda, where's the soda?
Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda?
I see her from across the crowd
I said the party is bumpin', and the music is loud
You're really drunk and you're lookin' sad
It's like a date rape ad
Girl, then we start to dance, and
Girl, baby, this is romance
Girl, I'm startin' to grow down below
Shit, why did I wear sweatpants?
Girl, your body's like what
Conjunction junction, that's a fine ass, butt
I'm like a cashew in a lollipop
Just keeping suckin' 'til you get to the nut
And I said, "Let's rob an Asian kitchen or stroll down the block
Either way, girl, we're taking a wok," nothing?
You're gonna love me the way my uncle did
Except you're not gonna to go to court for doin' it
Be a guillotine or my girl instead
Either way, you're givin' me head
I'm gonna love you, baby, the right way
Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say, girl
When I say girl
We go into the bedroom, exchanging nervous laughter
Why's it called dry humping if I always need a towel after?
You spread your naked legs, and I see that wound that never healed
Even though you're yellin' for me, I can tell your lips are sealed
We're both aware of my erection, you ask if I have protection
I say, "Uh, well, no, I, I tried to buy 'em once
I was in the convenient store, my old babysitter walked in
I had to hide 'em near the Tic-Tacs
I was so embarrassed, I peed myself a little bit"
Girl
Girl
Insert a euphemism, a sexy mental prism
Increase my pelvic rhythm for you with my syllogism
I know your body, and I know how to please you
Don't thank me, thank Wikipedia
Guys don't go down, well, I am
What the fuck is that? I should've brought my diagram
Ooh, did you feel that? That was an educated guess
Ooh, did you feel that? Uh, that one was a sneeze, now my bad
High school party, senior year
None of that happened 'cause I wasn't invited
Hm
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Writer(s): Bo Burnham
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